Smodge

To eat food very noisily with mouth open (usually done unknowing by old people and toddlers).

"Stop smodging granddad, you are putting me off my dinner!"

"To smodge or not to smodge? That is the question!"

by xeerotee August 15, 2010

SMod

Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan.

Terry: Dude, did you listen to the new SModcast?
Jake: Hells yes dude...I fuckin love SMod!
Terry: What do you mean, SMod?
Jake: Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan.

by jjcroberts September 29, 2008

Smode

A smaller chode. A chode is a small dick.

Chris Vargas has a chode. Dalton Neely has a Smode.

by Igloo in an Icebox December 24, 2012

smod

suck my own dick aka bennywinkle

benny that smod

by raj August 7, 2003

smod

cool, radical, exhilarating

"i'm dating william beckett"
that's SO smod!

by Ashley and Ingrid and Nicole November 25, 2006

SMod

Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to movies/television dramas about Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan.

Terry: Dude, did you listen to the new SModcast?
Jake: Hells yes dude...I fuckin love SMod!
Terry: What do you mean, SMod?
Jake: Any vulgar conversation containing dick and fart jokes or commentary referring repeatedly to movies/television dramas about Jewish suffering during the holocaust while occasionally dropping some insight into the personal lives of either Kevin Smith or Scott Mosier and/or their friends and family: Jason Mewes, Brian Johnson, Malcom Ingrim, Jennifer Schwalbach-Smith, Harley Quinn Smith, and Walter Flannigan.

by jjcroberts October 9, 2008

Smodge

To fuck.

I'm ready to smodge.

by Listina February 6, 2009