Shizzed

When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.

Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?

by forgetyou23 October 3, 2010

stizzed

1) To be wasted on any number of controlled substances, and realizing you've probably had more than enough and had better lay down before you fall down.

We've smoked ourselves stizzed.

by jrh5356 April 19, 2005

Swizzed

Swizzed "the act of conducting a lucrative side business, the government convenes and now your serving time for bootlegging your own product'

yo man you hear about Megaupload? it got Swizzed

Swizz is going to end up in supermax for bootlegging his own music.

Steven Spielberg will be a witness "Jurassic Park Remix - Swizz Beats With Download Link" youtube code --> J-sBCPpg0jU

by Tussinfinity February 5, 2012

Shizzed

Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad.

Our business just got shizzed.

by BizMan April 27, 2006

Skizzed

To try to pass a poor and unsatisfactory execution as quality work.

"Hey my part is done and it rocks"
"Erm, it's skizzed."

by Le Touriste March 1, 2021

sizzed

to be high on marijuana, after ripping a large bong to hard, to the extent that you experience mild hallucinations.

*Girl rips a bong*
Guy: "Hey, what is she doing?"
Girl: *Looking anxiously at her arms* "Ohhh shit! I have bear arms...I should take my coat off, but I can't. I'm soooooo sizzed."
Guy: "You're ok. Here, rip this bong again."
THC weed bong high cashed eyes lit blown baked toasted fried

by ataraxiaaa May 27, 2011

Shizzed

To explain being super coked out.

Wow guys this is good shit. I'm super shizzed.

by Knowinggg April 15, 2009