The Smith Zhou Diet

A diet that involves putting on weight, but at a lower rate than if they didn’t follow the diet and ate whatever they liked. Followers of the Smith Zhou diet eat whatever they like but make each meal slightly healthier than it could be. For example French fries without ketchup, cake without icing, or 23 donuts instead of 24. When followers of the diet put on weight they have excuses such as water retention or faulty scales. This diet requires little discipline and can be followed by anyone who is delusional enough to think it might work.

I’m on the Smith Zhou diet and I’ve not lost any weight, I don’t understand! It must be water retention.

by amme c February 12, 2020

I'd smite that

An expression suggesting you would like to kiss/have sex with the person. Used similarly to 'tap that', but generally used in a comical way (with a quick *suggestive eyebrows* for good measure).

*hot guy walks past*
"Ooh, I'd smite that!" *suggestive eyebrows*

by drawnmusic December 9, 2008

Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle

A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.

Oh my god look it’s Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dingle touching another 2 year old.

by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023

Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans

Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans

Barry Allen Estrada Humbles Smith Will Dichotomize Anything He Senses As Malicious In Nature To Humans

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025

All Will Smith on a dude

To slap someone in public

Will Smith went all Will Smith on a dude at the oscars

by It’s random my dude April 13, 2022

dan smith

a perfect British man, with hair dark like night, and high as a tower. His nose is perfectly symmetrical and his heart is warm and humble, his voice deep and rich with muse. Dan is perfect. Also known as lead singer of Bastille.

Most girls wish they were dating a Dan Smith.

by Perhaps another April 11, 2014

Derrick Smith

A complete piece of interwebz an hero who slays, maims and will milk ALL OF THE RAGES from your dull existence. He's a noodle slurping boss with the quickest wit on the nets. GWS anyone who falls in to his death grip.

Runs with the BWC, but we don't hold that against him. A true lulz marksman.

Derrick Smith -"All of the potato shops or shop of a potato nature"

by $portez April 20, 2013