SMILF

Single Mom I'd Liketa F_____.

She's a SMILF!!!

by Chunk Connor October 22, 2012

smilf

She-male I'd like to fuck

Dude, your brother is a smilf

by Math October 30, 2003

SMILF

Single mum I'd like to fuck

Kate is a SMILF

by PeterPerfect January 11, 2015

smilf

A Smuda I'd Like To Fuck. See smuda.

That asian chick is a total smilf.

by hehsmuda January 3, 2008

smilf commune

A community where hot single moms live and raise their children with each woman contributing to the day to day needs of the commune based upon her skills, talents or profession. Helping each other in all aspects of life thus making deadbeat ex-husbands obsolete and not even worthy of being called baby daddies.

Maggie, dreaming out loud said to Scarlett, "Oh Scarlett, let's build Smilf Estates, our smilf commune. It will be Nirvana, I just know it. The Fabulous Femmes will all live and play together. Our children will have so much fun. I will be in charge of domestic affairs, cuisine and children's events. You will be in charge of wealth management, our wine cellar, fashion and finances. Pammie will manage our liquor cabinet, organize cocktail parties and dining out. Lisa will be in charge of academics and etiquette for the children. We can coordinate our dates, playmates and prowling. We shall never need or want for anything ever again."

by GiddyUpGirlFL February 1, 2009

Smilf

Single Mom I'd like to Fuck

Dam that Smilf is sexy.

by BiG BoB 420 November 4, 2017

SMILF

broken smile

This can represent either a half hearted attempt to smile
-or-
A faked smile to hide your true emotions

I was depressed and my attempt at smiling was no more than a SMILF.

I SMILF'd at that jerk Joe who thinks he's my friend even though I publicly dislike him.

by xkcd42 February 26, 2009