Keystone Shit

The keystone shit holds all the other poop in place. Once the keystone poop falls, the entire doo-doo infrastructure will eventually follow. The keystone is the densest shit and thus requires the most attention and concentration.

Sweating on the toilet, I put on the Led Zeppelin song "When the Levee Breaks" and waited for the keystone shit to drop.

by asthmaticdan October 20, 2015

shit canned brad

Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.

Shit canned brad came late again to work.

by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020

Dog Shit Licked Eyed Blindness

That drunk, one eye is closed the other is half open & bloodshot.

Did you see bobby last night, he had total dog shit licked eyed blindness

by Greg_the_Smeg July 16, 2018

Shit the Tent

Defecating inside your sleeping arrangement, accidentally or intentionally.

Mason woke up and realized he had soiled himself. After removing his shorts, stepping in them and stumbling around, he realized he had shit the tent and fled into the woods, completely naked.

by Atomics May 29, 2013

A shit pie

The chairman of the FCC AKA the fuckhole that's responsible for making the most devastating decision known to the internet.

Damn you a shit pie for ruining the internet with your bullshit.

by Angrydenizen December 15, 2017

Shit boner

When you are taking a shit and the shit won't fall down and it is really hard and all

I was having a GIANT shit boner last night

by Yeetkids November 5, 2018

I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017