smeggy 

really dirty foresking some love it some dont smegma

man ur cocks smeggy its making me moist!!!
u filthy cunt go wash that smeggy cock!!

smeggy by toostr82bgay April 16, 2005

Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.

Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children

Smeggy Children by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018

smeggy penis 

when your penis starts making cheese

Lee: "Dan Dan! I also have a smeggy penis"
Dan:"A smeggy penis?"
Lee:"yeah"
Dan:"Wait if you get some bread you could make a sandwich!"

smeggy penis by stuart the supa cool September 7, 2018

smegzy 

A word usually meaning your hot and you smell nice

Sunny is so smegzy i just wanna big spook her

smegzy by Ekeksbdbsbsk April 25, 2021

smeggy mitchell 

When a man puts his unwashed penis through the stretched out earlobe of another person

I gave my girlfriend a smeggy Mitchell last night

smeggy mitchell by Intigo_montaya October 7, 2021

Smeggy Egg 

An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.

To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.

Smeggy Egg by JTPop December 31, 2023

smeggybum 

A person that has smegma in their anus, typically after anal sex. It can also be used as a vulgar insult to call someone bad at something, for example an activity or video game.

John: You're a smeggybum, Mitchell.
Mitchell: Shut your mouth, you smeghead.

smeggybum by SHMEGGYLUCA July 17, 2024