Smedium

Small Medium; usally worn by hipsters & emo kids who's parents didn't hug them enough growing up.

1.)- Look at that guy wearing skinny jeans and a smedium purple v-neck.
- I bet he is on his way to see Twilight.
2.)- Is that guy wearing a smedium sweater vest?
- BRB I'm going to ask him if it comes in hetero.
- Be careful, you might get blood on your shoes after he slits his wrist.

by MikeRed November 24, 2009

smedium

an item that fits you but it fits you just perfectly it cannot be one size or better yet one inch smaller. It is usually tight fitting and usually refers to a tee shirt hugging the arms, just touching the belt buckle.

A whole site devoted to smediums is smediumtees.com

by Rodney Fowlkes December 7, 2006

smesial

The term for Smashingly Special. Also meaning Fucking Retarded.

Wow, your cat looks very smesial.

by Sheldon Mcdildo October 30, 2007

smexiasian

Sexy mexican asian.

Look at that Smexiasian over there... I like the way he eats that burito.

by asianvasion801 April 8, 2010

Shediac Sushi

When you wrap your dong in seaweed, cover it in wasabi and roe, then have you lady nibble it off and finish you with felatio.

I was really horny last night, so I offered her some Shediac Sushi

by Turbo Dan September 25, 2019

sediah

the bitch u should not mess with :) she’s probably better then you is everyday and literally doesn’t care what u think. also ur man probably has a crush on her

damn sediah is just that bitch

by your moms a how September 18, 2021

smedic

When said aloud, it sounds like you're saying "suck my dick" very quickly.

Friend: "Why don't you shut up?"
Me: "Yeah? Smedic."

by Mr70Homers October 9, 2021