Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009

SMAT

SMAT , simply meaning " Idiot " .

Sam : "Oi Aubrey you're a bloody SMAT ."

by Chutney Ferret February 14, 2023

smat

see smitten.
a state of infatuation, usually referring to the past tense.

1. you smat me!
2. he's got her completely smat.

by Gems May 16, 2005

Smat

When one is small and fat

Ryne: Can you tell me how she looked again?
Dahyanna: She is the smat one. You've see her before.

by Confetti Wap December 13, 2018

Smat

A missspelling of the word Smart

Kai - I am so smat
kai - Smart^
Jake - Your forever smat

by SmatMaster November 09, 2023

Smat

smat means you suck at something. literally dogwater.

"im a smat priest because i cant read"

by The Pope Bingus March 28, 2021

Smat

when somebody looks so incredibly sexy and cool you just want to smack them in the face.

Example 1 -

Girl 1: Did you see Alex today? Her outfit was totally smat worthy!

Example 2 -
Girl 2: Elsie's outfit was totally smatting today. I mean her shoes made her legs look HOTTT!

by Alexawesomeness July 26, 2010