Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009

Smat

when somebody looks so incredibly sexy and cool you just want to smack them in the face.

Example 1 -

Girl 1: Did you see Alex today? Her outfit was totally smat worthy!

Example 2 -
Girl 2: Elsie's outfit was totally smatting today. I mean her shoes made her legs look HOTTT!

by Alexawesomeness July 25, 2010

smat

see smitten.
a state of infatuation, usually referring to the past tense.

1. you smat me!
2. he's got her completely smat.

by Gems May 17, 2005

Smat

Anyone who is crazy, weird, or wants good grades!!

Parnian is smat!!!!!!

by Forever_13 November 11, 2020

Smat

When one is small and fat

Ryne: Can you tell me how she looked again?
Dahyanna: She is the smat one. You've see her before.

by Confetti Wap December 13, 2018

Smat

An idiot who no one likes and has no friends and is adopted

I've heard about you your the smat of the school

by Da fat June 27, 2018

SMAT

A SMAT is an acronym for “small mischievous ant towel”. This word is usually found when describing someone awful/ annoying.

“Wow, the squip in the Be More Chill musical is such a SMAT! I hate him! Micheal is so much better.”

by Iamaqueber September 15, 2018