Mixed SMAT Arts

Similar to mixed martial arts but only using:

S ack-Tapping
M uffing
A ss-Grabbing and
T ea-Bagging

Until one gives in and gives up

"I challeged Chris the other day to a Mixed SMAT Arts match, let's just say I got him in a tea bagging submission"

by Shittydickster September 13, 2009

smat nattering

a plethora, an abundance, an absurd and grotesque amount

This smat nattering of bbq meat and booze is a meatfest smorgasbord of decadence.

by Boffo1 February 16, 2023

Smat

when somebody looks so incredibly sexy and cool you just want to smack them in the face.

Example 1 -

Girl 1: Did you see Alex today? Her outfit was totally smat worthy!

Example 2 -
Girl 2: Elsie's outfit was totally smatting today. I mean her shoes made her legs look HOTTT!

by Alexawesomeness July 25, 2010

Smat

An idiot who no one likes and has no friends and is adopted

I've heard about you your the smat of the school

by Da fat June 27, 2018

SMAT

A SMAT is an acronym for “small mischievous ant towel”. This word is usually found when describing someone awful/ annoying.

“Wow, the squip in the Be More Chill musical is such a SMAT! I hate him! Micheal is so much better.”

by Iamaqueber September 15, 2018

Smat

Someone who is a twat and very smug about it

When he answered that obscure question no-one else knew, he grinned at us like a right smat

by w4rdy January 19, 2024

Smat

smat means you suck at something. literally dogwater.

"im a smat priest because i cant read"

by The Pope Bingus March 27, 2021