Thomas: Damn, im hungry.
Jeffrie: Actually your not hungry, your brain thinks your hungry because of pressure in the atmoshere. So your wrong and im right. Also its "I Am" hungry not im hungry.
Thomas: Stop being a smartass.
Jeffrie: Actually your not hungry, your brain thinks your hungry because of pressure in the atmoshere. So your wrong and im right. Also its "I Am" hungry not im hungry.
Thomas: Stop being a smartass.
by Hello?itsme March 11, 2017
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Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss
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A movie quote where the law demanded a crowd to bring forth Spartacus (who had just fucked some shit up) and everyone began to claim to be Spartacus cause no one wanted to be a snitch bitch.
In modern terms, to claim ownership of an act that has legitimately pissed someone off in hopes of deescalating the situation or can also be used to further enrage the person. Works best when other friends join in.
In modern terms, to claim ownership of an act that has legitimately pissed someone off in hopes of deescalating the situation or can also be used to further enrage the person. Works best when other friends join in.
*during huge party at Tom's house*
Tom: EVERYONE SHUT UP *music stops* Who the fuck put a dent in the bathroom wall!?
*a few seconds of silence pass*
Josh:... I'm Spartacus
Bill:.... No I'm Spartacus!
Ray: NO I'M SPARTACUS!
*bunch of other bros chime in claiming to be Spartacus*
Tom - EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!
Tom: EVERYONE SHUT UP *music stops* Who the fuck put a dent in the bathroom wall!?
*a few seconds of silence pass*
Josh:... I'm Spartacus
Bill:.... No I'm Spartacus!
Ray: NO I'M SPARTACUS!
*bunch of other bros chime in claiming to be Spartacus*
Tom - EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK OUT!
by I'm Spartacus November 21, 2010
Get the I'm Spartacus! mug.Someone who is strong, in will, body, and mind, honorable, noble, a champion, courageous, a man of ambition, revenge, and his word. This man is usually small, is anything but boastful, yet confident, and humbled by his own understanding that he is the best or soon will be. This person is usually anti-social in nature, and extremely quiet, but will have usually one extremely close friend. Someone to be admired.
Person 1: Wow, it's his first year and he is already going to nationals.
Person 2: He's a regular Spartacus.
Person 2: He's a regular Spartacus.
by Ethyl Merts March 27, 2011
Get the Spartacus mug.Mostly male person who enjoys ending friendly arguments over scientific matters, which could have gone for hours and would have entertained both the people arguing and the audience, by pulling out his smartphone and declamating "on wikipedia, it says..". Is closely related to the hipster. The smartanusness of an individual is inversely correlated to its self-esteem and penis size.
John: "Man, I am totally sure! Tomatoes grow on trees!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"
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Get the Smarticus mug.the use of sarcasm when others fail to recognize its use. The most obvious form of sarcasm one may use before turning their back on someone.
Susan didn't quite understand that I couldn't care less about about her new job, but my smartassm was lost on her.
by Doctor Drew February 28, 2010
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