snaffle bits

1. Any woman possessing a particularly long head and horse-like teeth. Often found laughing riotously, but with no sound being omitted from their person and/or eating celery.

Drunk #1: That chick has a hot body. Too bad about the face though.

Drunk #2: I'm just worried about the potential scraping issues. She make think it's a piece of celery.

Drunk #1: Right on bra, let's leave this snaffle bits be.

by The Taste of Lemonade November 8, 2009

Snaffle Gaffle

When a woman reaches her climax, you stick your nose inside her vagina and sneeze

Have you ever tried to Snaffle Gaffle?
No, I didn't want to give her aids.

by Von_Barret October 15, 2010

Turd Smuffle

Brown Nosin, having somebody all over you when you dont want them to.

Bitch You startin to Turd Smuffle me, BACK UP AND LET A NIG GET ON WIT HIS BIZ.

by Meddi January 20, 2009

Spaffle

A random word that is used as a random word when someone asks you to say a random word

Spaffle,(Spaf-ul) "say a random word"

"Spaffle"

by Alex Turb April 21, 2007

cock snaffle

A quick slurp on ones penis

"Ellen gave me a quick cock snaffle on friday".

by Mike,C April 7, 2006

shmaffle

Any substance spilt on clothing

"Jerry, you've got a bit of shmaffle on ur shirt there."

"I was eating a meat pie.. Next thing I notice is shmaffle all over my jeans."

"Dude, you've shmaffled the hell outta that shirt."

by Keegz April 13, 2008

smiffler

**Almighty

Known for smiling through tears -Hence the nickname "smiffler" --Smiling/Sniffling

The Ghost boy was Smiffling when his best Friend made a FOOl out of herself He then be came the Almighty Smiffler

by Ghost boy June 12, 2016