slurp

The act of slapping another person with a large pool noodle.

Aaron slurped Lauren until she cried, and admitted that he was her pimp.

by RickyRossTheBoss November 25, 2009

slurp

go suck a cock

you go slurp

by jess dirksey November 15, 2002

Slurp

to eat and lick a very wet pussy. to swallow a girls orgasm juice

I slurped her

by clitlickericious November 26, 2008

*slurp*

A noise made to indicate any unintended sexual or paedophilic vibes from a sentence.

“Mr Smith would like to see you in his office.”
“*slurp*”

by JamBurger March 12, 2019

Slurped

Being in such a relaxed or high mental state that when reclining or not standing up it feels good.

Nigga I’m ripped af, like I’m slurped bruh.

by Snapchat / mc-awesum September 28, 2019

Slurp

To sarcastically like something, usually if something goes wrong.

Dave: Did you get me more sprite?
Greg: No there's none left.
Dave: Fucking Slurp!

Alex: Dude, my ipod's full, SLURP!

Jeff: I got a D on my final, and it brought my final grade down to a C, slurp...

by Bobert is a hoss January 23, 2010

Slurp

Codeine and Sprite, with a jolly rancher mixed together to create legendary Lean.
Usually used by hype rappers who want to get fucked up

Jamal: “Aye dawg you got that slurp? I’m tryna sip mad rn”
Trey: “Hell yeah nigga, double up the styrofoam on that bitch”

by Yung_SavageNigga420 August 23, 2018