SlurkeDurk is a term used to describe the action where a human being returns to lie in bed and fall asleep, but still half awake, after they’ve ate breakfast. This human being is usually accompanied by at least two other human beings, though everybody lie in different beds and no sexual activities are performed.
by PowerDefinitions101 August 12, 2020
Get the SlurkeDurk mug.Dean: “Yeah dude, she blue-balled me last night.”
Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”
Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
Isaac: “Nah man she definitely smurfed you.”
Dean: “Shut the fuck up, asshole.”
by Mr. Razzle Dazzle Rose June 15, 2020
Get the Smurfed mug.Past tense verb for Bus Surfing. The act of standing in the isle way of a bus while it's moving and use your balance to keep from knocking into things like other passengers. Basically what you've been wanting to do ever since your mom made you ride the bus in elementary school.
Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
Get the bus surfed mug.While fucking a girl in a porta-john, you dunk her head into the toilet. Her head comes up covered in blue liquid. Pull out and cum on the top of her head. Resembling a smurf with the little white hat.
Went to the state fair last week and smurfed a chick. She then said, "I smurfing love it when you smurf me all of the smurfing smurf". So I said, "You're smurfing welcome, you smurfing smurf"
by Badger59 May 10, 2009
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Get the Slurred Vision mug.Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )
by Smurf Me Please July 25, 2009
Get the Smurfed mug.Becky surfed her boyfriend last Friday. I think he still hasn't shaken off the shock of THAT encounter.
by awesomeisanoverusedname November 9, 2015
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