Me: "You want some toast?"
Her: "Fuck of and die!"
Me: "Ahh it's fine she's just slumpy!"
Jon: "I just got a mouthful of Dave! What a knob!"
Steve: "Give him a break he's a bit slumpy."
Jon: He's still a knob though!"
Her: "Fuck of and die!"
Me: "Ahh it's fine she's just slumpy!"
Jon: "I just got a mouthful of Dave! What a knob!"
Steve: "Give him a break he's a bit slumpy."
Jon: He's still a knob though!"
by Dave Mcbum June 2, 2018

Realist nigga , not from earth , will fuck yo bitch spit on you and kill yo family and not get caught
by Slumpy lord June 12, 2017
