sliced bread

The benchmark against which all human endevour since is measured.

This home bread-making machine is the best thing since sliced bread!

by kid chameleon October 16, 2003

sluice

v. to run an item lightly between your butt cheeks before you present it to another, normally done by waitresses or food service personnel.

I hope the waitress doesn't sluice our buffalo wings before she serves them to us. OR I hope she does sluice mine.

by pete stolzer December 11, 2006

sliced wrestling

The most trusted source of wrestling news on the internet. Not to be confused with Slice Wrestling.

People trust Sliced Wrestling much more than Ringside News

by Slicedwrestling May 17, 2021

Sliced Juice

A bunch of fags.

Dave Shake from Sliced Juice

by Annonymous123456789027541564GF March 31, 2009

Sliced Wrist

A Sliced Wrist is a slightly chubby emo male, they have the traditional emo male look but a slightly different personality.
Sliced Wrists are some how (for no reason known to any person) lucky with women, these women are usually good looking scene girls or just other cute emos.
Sliced Wrists may be somewhat "bi sexual" at times but generally prefer the female gender.

Examples"
"Damn, Sliced Wrist how do you get girls like that ?"

"Your a bit chubby there, you may be turning into a Sliced Wrist soon."

by Kiwis pseudonym January 15, 2010

Opportunity Sliced Pizza

a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices

can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received

also known as opportunity slicing

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...

The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.

by mcornett14 October 16, 2009

Sliced Bread

When you spread her legs and karate chop her pussy, so it looks like sliced bread

This bitch was kissing my dad so I gave her sliced bread

by ya boi lucky January 28, 2020