Spladouche

"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.

Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.

by tivo May 26, 2012

Get Slouched

to rek someone is a video game or in real life.

oh get slouched m8

by Swagger30002.0 June 5, 2017

Squadouche

A mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.

I'm as strong and majestic as Squadouche.

by El Conquistador de Amor May 21, 2009

skadouchebag

(n) someone who quotes Jack Black movies way too much

after i went to see Kung Fu Panda i became a colossal skadouchebag

by donutlover57 March 13, 2011

skidouche

Being just a little more than a douche but less than a full blown douche bag

Carl: Hey Bill whats up Brandons kiester
Bill: Dont worry about it Carl hes just a skidouche

by That 0ne Fella October 8, 2010

sedouche bag

A guy who seduces girls and seems really awesome. Then is a totally douche bag.

Kelly: Toby was so sweet to me. He asked me out with roses.

Two weeks later

Kelly: I just dumped his ass. Toby just asked for an open relationship so he could ask another girl to prom. He's a totally sedouche bag

by aslfsa January 8, 2012

sedouche

Act of seducing a young lady by a man considered to be a douche bag. The sedouching is accomplished by means of frosted tips, wearing sunglasses at night or flashing a key ring from a German made car, etc.

Check out that Koger, he's totally trying to sedouche Stephanie.

by jopak99 August 24, 2008