Side Slider

A male or female with a colostomy bag that will remove it so you can pound one out in the stoma.

I scored double with that filthy prostitute. She blew me for $10. Then found out she’s a side slider so she let me pound it out in her for another $10.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008

Slader

Cheating on your homework or copying it from another source. Most specifically, math and science homework out of the textbook.

- "Did you do the Mr. Appleton's Calculus homework?"
- "No, I didn't. I'm just gonna Slader it when I get home."

by gr8apej8ke September 29, 2013

Sluterus

The ancient foe of Dildor, an evil creature who uses feminine wiles to complete her dastardly plans.

As the prophecy foretold, Dildor defeated Sluterus in the final confrontation.

by cretinx February 9, 2009

dinosaur slider

In the opening to the Flintstones, Fred slid down the back of the dinosaur when the whistle/bird blew.
Anyone who leaves work right at 5 is a dinosaur slider

Stephen is such a dinosaur slider. I always have to work late and finish his shit.

by DC ERIC December 14, 2004

camel toe slider

When a woman jerks a guy off by putting the guy's dick between her pussy lips and slides up and down.

"Hey come on baby, if you dont wanna go all the way, at least gime a camel-toe slider"

by xero January 2, 2005

slurder

V. To murder someone solely because they are a slut.

I caught my wife in a threesome, boinking the mailman and my cousin, so I slurdered her.

by Ravyn February 9, 2005