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slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.
I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.
by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016
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Chi-Sucker

A person who drains the life force from you based on their negativity, drama and lack of self-esteem.
"Did you invite Sam to the party?"

"No way! Sam is such a chi-sucker; he'll bring the whole party DOWN!"
by MCBassGuitar April 14, 2010
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Sandy Sucker

When you pour water on your dick, sugar coat it, and then get dome.
-"Did you hear about what move he pulled the other day?"
"Na what did he do?"
-"I herd he gave his bitch a Sandy Sucker"
by Tender Bender January 21, 2013
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Chink Sucker

One who loves Asian guys
Look at Arabella, she's tryna hit on some Chinese dude again, what a Chink sucker
by Ahana2017 December 26, 2017
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Sucker Tits

Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety
O man. I wanted to sucker tits so bad it hurt my tip.
by Stitchur pistol December 18, 2009
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slacker

A person who does anything they can to avoid doing work. A person who doesn't do a big project till the last night, and then does it half-assed and turns it in. A person who writes urban dictionary definitions instead of studying for his finals. A person who would rather smoke weed and play video games all day than do anything else.
me,

Imma slacker, never did I have a lot of dough
Imma slacker, smoking pot and watchin' videos
Imma slacker, go whichever way the wind blows
Those just tuning in I'm just letting' ya know
Imma slacker, every time I take a look around
Imma slacker, stuck upon my face is a frown
I don't do enough, I just fool around
Ya'll can go to hell, how does that sound
from Slacker by Tech n9ne
by ass32 July 15, 2007
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Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.
“Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!”
by jasoniyan May 6, 2018
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