Slowmo

One who is very slow, in the head, often times leading them to believe things that aren't true, and argue points that aren't valid. Later they will realize their mistake, but won't change their argument due to the fact that they don't understand the concept of being wrong as they were babied all of their life and had a mom who let them win every game at candyland.

Slowmo220, Slowmo of Renegade, Slowmo of Clanwars, that kid who is dumb, wookets, darthcide, icesword

See Also: Moron; Idiot; Drew Carey

by JimG00se December 10, 2003

slovo

word.

Not one more slovo out of you, young man.

by Bungalow Bill December 21, 2001

slowpoking

Having sex with someone but not ejaculating on their face until the next morning when they are having their morning coffee.

"Yeah he never came I guess he was slowpoking."

by slaking November 1, 2014

Slowpoke

A Retarded Pink Pokemon that Kills you with psyhic moves.

Trainer:GO SLOW POKE
Slowpoke:DEERRRRRRR
Trainer:Slowpoke use Psyhic!
Slowpoke:DERRRRRRR -Boom-

by Gyro2169 December 24, 2010

Slowmotional

adj.

Use of slow motion in film for increased emotional impact.
This effect is often compounded by use of HD.

Oh my god, this bit is so slowmotional.

by Boonboon June 15, 2011

Slowlo

The act of moving forward slowly in a relationship, and keeping things on the down-low. In most cases, this is due to one's embarrassment of their partner.

"Damn, brother, have you and your new girl taken things all the way yet?!"
"Hell no! I'm taking this shit slowlo."
"Good idea, because she is ugly as fuck!"

by Dating on the DL July 10, 2023

Slowjob

A slowjob is an extremely slow blow job where it can take up to an hour to cum.

The shortened word for slowjob is slowie.

Hey girl, give me a slowjob, because I am way to horny for a blowjob.

by RUAIRIWILLIAMS July 10, 2017