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Slower Jersey

Any area south of the Driscoll Bridge of the Garden State Parkway and/or the Route 1 Corridor to TRENTON.

People below this area are definitely “DIFFERENT” than North Jersey people. Usually found to be racist inbred, lower class, red necks who drive raised pick up trucks, and enjoy many different types of Beastiality.

They claim “Jersey” as their home butmin reality, they are not welcome here.
Look at all these Slower Jersey fucks with their raised pick up trucks.
by Mr BigStuff2 June 3, 2018
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Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.
Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!
by awesomagic November 14, 2011
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Slowvertake

What occurs when a particlarly slow moving vehicle attempts to overtake and equally slow vehicle on the road/motoway/highway/freeway.
Sh*t, now we have to wait for that bus to slowvertake that truck.
by Daytona675 July 13, 2010
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slower than snail snot on a winter day

Something running very slow
slow moving person
Your moving slower than snail snot on a winter day
by bearhunter01 December 3, 2011
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slowerly

Next time I will perform this task slowerly
by Notsirt March 24, 2021
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slower text

after you send a text to a friend the friend takes hours to respond after responding to the text you are so confused what you texted them in the first place
I texted u an hour ago you are such a slower text
by mb ride October 27, 2009
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snowverdose

With 2 storms in 1 week, Harrisburg region suffers a snowverdose
by childofthenight3110 April 27, 2010
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