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Pubic scoliosis 

A condition that affects the penis on certain individuals; an unnatural curvature in the penis;only affects males.

Can be caused by an improper circumcision.
The sex was good it's just that he has…pubic scoliosis.
Pubic scoliosis by Bootyeater123 September 9, 2016

Scoliosis 

Scoliosis is when your back is severely and mildly curved and it sadly can't be cured.
Rebecca is now mentally and physically disabled due to scoliosis and mental illnesses
Scoliosis by TimmyTommyTheFifth November 14, 2017

scoliosis 

Sideways curvature of the spine. This condition may occur from swerving the lane.
I think my back got scoliosis ‘cause I swerve the lane (skkrrrrrr)”
scoliosis by wolfga January 28, 2018

Swoliosis 

The condition of having chronic hard-ons
I may have to see a doctor, I've had a chubby for two days I think I have swoliosis
Swoliosis by Kellerino July 3, 2018

Scoliosis 

1.) A lateral curvature, and sometimes rotation, of the spinal column. It is usually found in the thoracic vertebrae, and is more common in girls as they go through puberty. It can make the spine into a "C", or even "S" shape. Sometimes, it will require surgery or bracing, but most of the time, observation is all that is needed. It rarely gets worse after puberty ends.

2.) A reason to get invasive surgery, causing loads of pain and recovery time. (Only if a large curvature is present, or organ function is compromised.)

3.) A reason for teenage girls to post on Tumblr and Instagram, complaining about how bad their lives are, and how bad their health is. More often than not, these girls are the ones with >30 degree curves, with no long-standing complications. The people severely affected/suffering from long-term complications are usually not as bad about doing this.

4.) The reason why you had to endure painful, non-helpful physical therapy and bracing for much of your teenage years.

5.) A diagnosis many teens, male and female and inbetween, will pine for, so they can get out of gym.
Friend: I just came back from the doctor! Guess what!
Me: What happened?
Friend: I have a 12 degree curve! As long as I photoshop the numbers on the report and make it look like a 30 degree curve, I'm out of gym!
Me: *has severe rib malformations due to a 30 degree curve in my back, and a huge cyst in my spinal cord due to scoliosis in my neck*
Friend: Isn't that great?!?!?
Me: Shut the hell up, Jolie.
Scoliosis by ZebraFilly June 1, 2015

Scoliosis 

A painfull thing that happens when your spine is not straight. Sometimes it causes a muscle to be pushed forward like it did for me. Sometimes resulting in a brace or worse, this is going to happen to me in the near future, surgery.
Bob: whoa! Are you pregnant from behind or something?!
Carolyn: no! I have scoliosis!
Bob: scolio-what?