Slowhibition

A rogue Monday night urban bike ride with alternating routes and varying destinations. Cycling at a typically moderate pace of 13-15 MPH. Founded by two riders simultaneously and separately. They soon began to refer to themselves as "B Team" and their founder (unbeknownst to them) has since then fought against "toad behavior" in all cycling. This group is routinely much larger than the original (Monday Night Prohibition Ride) having 20-40+++ riders on a weekly basis. They begin gathering at 8:00 PM Monday nights, think about leaving 15 minutes after Prohibition is LONG gone, and have an extended break for jackassery in the middle of their 15-30 mile route.

I got dropped from Prohibition last night, next week I'll rock Slowhibition.

Legend has it Fort Lauderdale's local eccentric bike builder and a science teacher started Slowhibition, but you'd never know it because he doesn't lead it, and she rarely attends.

Damn, I spent all day celebrating birthdays and debauchery, I'll have to find and ride Slowhibition tonight.

by TheDogAteHim November 13, 2013

slowrisesushi

Suchi

Slowrisesushi is suchi

by bananaarch November 16, 2019

slowrisesushi

a suchi that rises slowly

Oh wow thats a slowrisesushi

by bananaarch November 16, 2019

SlowDingo

He’s literally the best speed runner ever. Don’t ever compare yourself to him EVER

Yo slowdingo can really cshlippy

by NotSlowDingo July 13, 2021

slowie

A blowjob, performed with expert slowness.

That chick gives great slowies.

by CadillacZach May 25, 2005

Slowfo

Short for slow fucker.
Someone who is slow to figure things out.

Man,that kid's such a slowfo,he takes so long to do things.

by Hanzara September 20, 2013

Slowlier

A word slower than slower. When you move so slow that your whole body starts to ache.

Guy 1: Can you walk slowlier?

Guy 2: What the fuck does that mean?

1: It's a word slower than slower, that you move so slow your body starts to ache.

2: Oh cool, I should try that!

by Linda Evergreen March 21, 2017