Rocky mountain spotted beaver

A sloppy herpes infested sister blister

I thought we hit it off till she showed me her rocky mountain spotted beaver

by Suka may korncob June 20, 2018

Shotted

To take a screen shot, in paste tense.

I had screen shotted the information on my desktop and emailed it to her.

by DNAGuy August 17, 2020

spotted-ass ape

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Enemy Boat Spotted

A random phrase of general smacktardism spawned from the ability to spam radio commands in the MMOFPS Battlefield 2 on the map Strike At Karkand, which contains no boats.

Player1: We're under attack! Help us out!
Player2: Enemy Boat Spotted!

by Mr_Blacky_IV July 9, 2006

slop-spotted cornnibbler

(1) a disgustingly obese human being that is always decorated with food particles
(2) a dirty cum-stained whore

(I) That slop-spotted cornnibbler over there just wiped out the lunch buffet.

(II)Anthony went out to a bar in Vegas and woke up next to some random slop-spotted cornnibbler the next morning.

by -Matt Young, USMC February 7, 2008

slutted up

adj: dressed in a slutty manner; for a female, dressed in such a way so as to "show of the goods" in order to attract billy badasses to get pwned by; see also tarted up

"Knowing she would be at the club that night, and yearning for any random billy badass's cack, Candi got slutted up for the night.

by Adolf Oliver Bouchere May 27, 2008

Sloted

Verb: To be Sloted, shatted on, Fucked, Screwed, Misled, Bamboozled, backstabbed, Hour late on lunch delivery, anything totally wrong about microsoft troublshooting.

Rick Simpson got Sloted hardcore at work today.

by Miztikel December 19, 2008