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Utah shitsicle

You are supposed to take a shit in a condom, then cum all over in it, mix it up and freeze it. When it is nice and hard you take the bottom of the condom and stick it in your partners asshole. Let it sit for a minute then when she/he is not expecting it push the top of the condom down into their ass, causing the shitsicle to slide into their asshole.
"Dude the other night I gave Felicia a damn good Utah shitsicle!!"
by Gnarcat February 8, 2010
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slutcicle

Slut who is also a bitch to everyone. Even her boyfriend doesn't really like her.
Dave: Yeah, after she broke up with him, she went and screwed over a bunch of guys.

Jim: Dude, she's a slutcicle!
by dude4five January 6, 2010
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saltsicle

A salt popsicle. A device which produces man fat.
She sucks saltsicle, she loves the cock
by fashullet February 13, 2008
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shitsicle

after having sexual intercourse, the man takes the condom and empty's his load in it(both cum and shit).then sticks a popsicle in it then freezes it. after frozen the man makes the woman lick it and say "how many licks dose it take to get to the end of a shitsicle"
how many licks dose it take to get to the end of a shitsicle","i dont know bitch find out
by dirty earny November 22, 2011
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snotsicles

Strings of snot that hang from your nose until wiped away when working outside on frigid days.
I had to stop and wipe away snotsicles every five minutes while shoveling snow after yesterday's blizzard.
by imabirdnerd February 24, 2015
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scoticles

Fuzzy baby-blue slippers with a polka dot bow
Q: "Where are my scoticles?"
A: "Under the bed; where you left them."
by Scoticles are the best! February 7, 2010
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slutsticle

that thing you have to manipulate in order to get to the sweet spot for unloading a load of cum into a cum truck of slutmeat
i dont know who the fuck that slutsticle was but i gave her a full load cause im a fuckin top bloke aye
by pregasurus hunter September 18, 2011
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