Scorpio

Scorpios are hot as fuck, clever, hard headed, manipulative and the best in bed. Being a Scorpios you’re luring and submissive with a complex mind. We are all different some good some venomous..but just know if run into a Scorpio be ready for rebellious adventures and many humble moments♡

I can tell by the way you act...you’re a Scorpio

by floppy disk October 15, 2019

slorps

sneakers

from 'friends'

Chandler: Well, first of all, they’re not called “sneakers” anymore. Apparently, they’re called “kicks” or “skids” and I think I heard somebody say “slorps”.

by holb333333 October 13, 2008

Hank Scorpio

The coolest guest character to ever appear on the Simpsons. Appeared in the episode "You only move twice." Voiced by Albert Brooks.

Hank - But, Homer, on your way out, if you wanna kill somebody, it would help a lot.

by BM December 8, 2004

Baby Scorpions

Plain and simple, drugs from a homeless man in Calgary.

Homeless Guy: "Hey kids, wanna buy some baby scorpions?"

Kids: "Uh... No thanks bro."

(TRUE STORY BRO)

by SPENCATEHPWNZORKOOLGUY July 2, 2011

angry scorpion

when you are about to have sex with a girl and you put icy hot on your cock (after you put a condom on) twist both of her nipples at the same time and thrust your cock into her pussy causing a stinging and burnig sensation

dude my chick cheated on me and crashed my car so i gave her an angry scorpion

by the scorpion August 19, 2008

sloopy toppy

When a girl gives you a blowjob really good and there is spit all over her face

"Mary is gonna give me some sloopy toppy tonight"

by marycary May 29, 2017

scorpioned

to face plant so bad that your legs bend and your feet hit the back of your head. you look like a scorpio for a moment

..running down hill, david scorpioned

by Thenoshitsherlockholmes May 16, 2018