by CicloVet February 8, 2022
Get the Slonker mug.A slone is something that is used to describe english preps. They usually have flawless skin, achieved surpluss facial producs or genetics. Both guys and girls have soft, smooth hair; girls usualy have their hair styled into a volumous quiff with one swift hand gesture where they run their fingers through from the forehead and down to one side.
They are usually rich middle class teenagers or are in their early twenties. They wear high street brands such as TopShop and H&M but Jack Wills is a must. Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister can also be found in their wardrobes along with YSL. They are most commonly seen wearing short skirts and hoodies. They are all usually good looking and their parents host dinner parties regularly.
Most have attended private schools and will carry on their education at Cambridge, Oxford or somewhere similar.
They are usually rich middle class teenagers or are in their early twenties. They wear high street brands such as TopShop and H&M but Jack Wills is a must. Abercrombie & Fitch and Hollister can also be found in their wardrobes along with YSL. They are most commonly seen wearing short skirts and hoodies. They are all usually good looking and their parents host dinner parties regularly.
Most have attended private schools and will carry on their education at Cambridge, Oxford or somewhere similar.
by Pance January 10, 2009
Get the slone mug.Slut, whore, ripper, bop, beezy, stroke, cabby. Female who is loose with sex and loose between the legs. May also be shortened to slonch donk.
by SB Anon December 8, 2010
Get the slonch donkey mug.A gopping vagina, one that smells after a night out, or due to a lack of feminine hygiene. a disco fanny. Also a term used when something in general is disgusting, horrid and vile.
"That girls skirt is so short I can see her baggy slonge"
Girl 1- "Have you just opened a tin of cat food?"
Girl 2- "No that's my Gopping Slonge"
Girl 1- "Have you just opened a tin of cat food?"
Girl 2- "No that's my Gopping Slonge"
by n-conte October 31, 2010
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A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).
A cross between a sloth and a monkey, indicating monkey-like physical attributes as well as the slow-moving qualities of a sloth.
Often takes excessive amounts of time to perform simple, everyday tasks including getting dressed, eating, and walking and takes multiple nyaps throughout the day.
Several indications that someone is a slonkey include walking in an irregular rate pattern (stopping suddenly, speeding up, then stopping again), dressing in odd fashions (putting one arm through a shirt, sniffling, sitting down, putting on a shoe, taking a nyap, then putting the other arm through), eating very messily (eating with a fork but still getting food all over his/her hands and arms).
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