Slobber Jobbed

To receive a very sloppy, wet blow job. Typically involves spitting and excessive amounts of saliva.

Rachel slobber jobbed me last night. It was so wet and sloppy I nutted her throat in about two minutes.

by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017

knob sobbed

to get your knob sobbed is to be the recipient of fellatio

Q:where were you bro ?
A:i was gettin' my knob sobbed by some chickenhead

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

calf slobber

The foamy unappealing top layer of a pie; also known as merIngue. Would beaten, sugary egg whites have become a popular dessert if served solo instead of topping fruity goodness in a pastry shell? Probably not.

I would love to have a piece of lemon meringue pie, but it looks like it's coated in calf slobber.

by Idaho Vixen November 23, 2013

autistic girl slobber

The saliva of an autistic girl, often obtained by being bitten lovingly or touching an item that has been bitten, licked, or chewed on by an autistic girl.

"Bro I think I just got autistic girl slobber on your bracelet"

by thehurgletguy March 1, 2023

slobberknocker

In football, a good hard hit where you can see spit fly from the helmet.

Now THAT was a good slobberknocker!

by Suzzie September 27, 2003

slobber

To drool saliva.

Don't slobber on her shoulder when you dance with her.

by Dan Drzewiecki November 5, 2003

slobberknockered

1) adj. To be extremely intoxicated or in a drunken state.

2) v. To fiercely hit another, normally in the head.

1) I am going to get completely sloshed and slobberknockered tonight at the party.

2) Little bitch started talking trash, so my boy came over and slobberknockered that big-mouthed ass right in the face.

by Abner July 3, 2006