knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk

n.) a truly envious condition, indeed. To have consumed so much alcohol that most of one's motor skills are severely impaired. One in this condition will walk on his or her knees to decrease the distance he or she may fall in the event of a tumble, thus limiting injury, and the commode hugging comes in when the individual prays to regurgitate, thereby alleviating some of the associated nausea. The snot-slinging simply appears to be a side-effect--however when spoken to, a person in this condition will spray a combination of mucus and spit to who ever he or she is conversing with.

Alex drank way too many Tequia Fannybangers and did too many jello shots last night and wound up knee walking commode hugging snot slinging drunk before half the party guests arrived.

by Blenderhead1991 May 19, 2009

Slinging Brown

same as slinging pink (when a woman makes her vagina available to most men) except offering up the back door instead.

Ravaged by her divorce, Shea decided to go on a nympho-like tear, slinging brown to all takers and not stopping until her ass needed stitches.

by RobbyBobbyFoo November 17, 2009

Slingdingbanger

The unofficial word for a U-turn or 3 point turn in Australia.

Hey babe I think we went past it ,can you pull a slingdingbanger up here and we'll go back.

by J.Bird December 21, 2021

slinging

similar to dealing, distributing, selling of drugs

No man, I stopped slinging after I got caught by the cops.

by garberrr November 9, 2005

slinging jelly

Basically another phrase for masturbation, except it's more fun to say. To "sling jelly" is to masturbate.

Jim: "Hey man are you busy?"

Dan: "Nah man I'm slinging jelly right now."

by Arkatron Duke Mariot December 25, 2013

The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 17, 2018

Web-Slinging

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.

"This girl won't swallow, so I have to resort to web-slinging her instead."

by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006