richard simpkin

All around crazed AFI (and Tool, and HIM, and Type O Negative... but erm... mostly AFI) fan, a guy I talk to everyday but have only met once... and an Anime Vending Machine.

Theres a random guy in black shouting "woo Cradle Of Filth!" to random guys in hoodies outside The Link. Oh... its Rich. Explains alot.

by Joanna Powell January 11, 2004

Slumpkin

Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.

"Dude i asked Angie for slumpkin tonight."

by JohnnyPotSmoker69 July 27, 2009

richard simpkin

verb. to eat a chicken bone and a granola bar at the same time, whilst shouting 'yum yum' 'chew chew chewy' and 'tell all your friends'

YUM YUM granola bar CHEW CHEW CHEWY YUM YUM chicken bone TELL ALL UR FRENDS!

by Tom Staniforth April 14, 2004

slimpin

When one tries to pimp but ends up limpin like a gimp, he is thus slimpin

Hey biotch, I saw you slimpin up on dem hoes.

by mikedaddy January 16, 2004

Richard Simpkin

The funniest, deepest person I have ever met. The person I love, adore and cherish.

He laughs therefore I laugh, therefore I love.

by Lara Roberts January 8, 2004

smimpkin

A mischievous child, small and cute,whose naughtiness is appealling

Stop fishin in da toilet, SMIMPKIN, an let me use it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Loray WOOOO November 27, 2006

Dickey Simpkins

LuBara Dixon "Dickey" Simpkins (born April 6, 1972 in Fort Washington, Maryland) is an American professional basketball player best known for his tenure with the Chicago Bulls in the late 1990s. However, as his first name sounds the same as if you were to pronounce the word "dike" phonetically, it is commonly used when discreetly pointing out a lesbian to your friends.

An woman who is obviously, or at least possibly a lesbian walks by. To alert your friend(s) discreetly, you say (preferably in a TV announcer voice), "Dickey Simpkins!"

by Lan-gwa-gi March 2, 2011