Slept

To miss out on something awesome.

Person 1: yo did you get them Jordan retro 11s?
Person 2: Na breh I slept.

Example 2
Person 1: Whats up homie, you still got that supreme cap for sale?
Person 2: Nope, sold it last week. Yall slept!

by misterrjd October 21, 2011

Spot Slept

The act of sleeping only a few hours at a time periodically.

I Spot Slept last night; woke up at 2am then went back to sleep at 3:30am then woke up again at 5am and went back to sleep at 7am.

by funzin2010 November 2, 2010

I slept like coarse woody debris last night.

A foresters way to say:
"I slept like a log last night."
"I slept well last night."
"I slept like a baby!"
"That was some awesome sleep!"

"Hey! How did you sleep last night?"

"I slept like coarse woody debris last night."

"No way! That's awesome."

by forestrychick November 30, 2011

slept

to hit someone hard enough to knock them out

can also be used as another word for slapped

Man, that hoe is about to get slept

by telephone45 September 26, 2007

Sleeting

The art of falling asleep with half-eaten food in one's mouth. This typically occurs on one's couch with or without a clicker in hand. The likely morsel found in one's mouth is chips or crackers.

"I woke up with food in my mouth again. I have been sleeting with abnormal frequency this week. It must have been that long bike ride that did me in today."

by SupaNative July 7, 2009

Sleeptext

To reply to a text received while asleep. Usually one word answers or nonsensical responses occur, with misspellings.

Much like sleepwalking, the sleep-texter will not remember the incident until the morning after, upon checking thier sent/inbox.

1. Friend of sleeptexter:"Hey, you're missing an awesome party right now!"

Sleeptexter's response: "Mm yeahg i knsh."

2. "Yeah, I tried texting her last night but she was just sleeptexting back, so it was useless."

by mousefacee December 8, 2009

sleeted

The act of giving two guys hand jobs above ones head, and being ejaculated on.

Donna gave two guys handies above her head, and they sleeted her

by ocg July 10, 2012