donkey squanching quy

A stout ass chod who hangs his ass in the closet and Jacks it off till it cums in his face

Damn son, u can't hang your donkey in the closet n stroke him till he cums. U a stout ass chod, wait I mean a.... donkey squanching quy!

by Krazy Quyliller November 6, 2017

Sauching

The action form of the word 'Sauch', it can also mean anything the user wants. Usually it means something along the lines of 'owning'.

Yo man I'm gonna be sauching some noobs all night.

Hey bro you wanna go sauching tonight?

Dude, he was just sauching everyone yesterday, you should've seen him.

SAUCHIN'!

by The Sauch Master 4000 June 25, 2009

staunching

To walk around like you own the joint- got a bit of a swagger

Tommy was staunching down the hall way and went all up in my grill

by Empty<3 October 7, 2010

Slurching

The act of sucking sperm out of your partner's ass after anal sex.

His boyfriend is into slurching.

by ScaMingLee July 19, 2016

scrunching

Casual cuddling with a significant other that escalates into more romantic/sexual experiences.

Jenny and I were planning on watching TV and cuddling, but we suddenly began hardcore scrunching on her futon.

by Lenny Koggins May 13, 2016

slouching

a boy's pants worn below his butt (ostensibly because the boy wants to show off his butt to other boys because of his true homosexuality) if a boy wants to be really unique, he should be slouching without underwear! yummy boy butt!

those boys that wear their pants below their butts are really trying to show off their butts to other boys because they are really gay and want to get their butts fucked! boys that want to be unique should begin slouching without wearing underwear! yummy boy butt!

by that_dominic October 24, 2008

slunching

Characterized by extremely eroded posture. The act of completely disregarding anything even approaching acceptable or naturally appearing posture.

That Stephen Hawking is always slunching.

by Penelope Cash February 12, 2009