Slarting

/noun/ N/ Slart, Slarting, Slarted, When a person or animal takes a shit; while seeming to be dancing and farting violently in the process.

The bathroom didn't get punished that way overnight, you certainly gave it a hard Slarting' Johnson.

Johnson, a public restaurant is no place for SLARTING, you’ve already sprayed a brown saucey coating over everyone’s food, and it tastes almost as good as last night's walrus wagina puree.
ASS SHIT DISGUSTINGREPULSIVEWAGINAblumpkinblue waffle

by xxx_WildcardWy@tt_xxx October 20, 2015

the slart

a horrific yet endearing omnipotent force.

"the slart... i feel it..."

by dayhaspants July 27, 2022

Slart

The mixture of shart and slatt. Commonly used to talk to a close friend who bonds over their shits.

My slart what is goin on

by Grizzzle March 27, 2020

Slart

A word used to describe someone who is a slut but sharts aggressively.

“Did you hear about slarty Sarah?”

“I heard she slept with Jason and shit on him, what a slart.”

by preggerz_mgee June 07, 2021

Slart

When you release a fart while attempting to mask the sound or the animation of farting. A sly fart.

1: Dude it wreaks in here, did you slart?
2: You smelt it so you dealt it.

3: I think you might have shit yourself.

by KingSesh May 18, 2021

slart

slart is a slur, a description, an idea, and a verb. it is everything all at once and can be applied to any situation.

“you’re such a slart.”
“i’m going to go slart.”
“do you have a slart fetish?”
“fuckin’ slart.”

by zayzazz January 01, 2024

Slart

Slow but kinda smart

Yo your kinda slart

by Freddyboy69 February 07, 2021