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Piss Slapped

The art of slapping someone after you've pissed on your hands
by piss-slapper5000 February 10, 2009
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Slump Slapped

When your sitting in a car slumpin tunes (usually high) and annoying heads begin to role up from no where asking if you got pills, weed, alcohol, cigs, or whatever it might be....
Ya, I was posted up with garfunkle at 7eleven and three heads popped up askin if we had dank. We were chillin to those nigas slump slapped us
by CitizensPatrol November 13, 2009
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Saggy Slapped

The act of being slapped with the saggy breasts of a mature femme fatale.
Well I was bangin' that granny last night and I tried to stick it in her arse and she turned around and saggy slapped me, the bitch!
by thesaggyslapper99 December 10, 2009
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Tech Slapped

To be put in one's place whilst discussing technology, by another person who's tech knowledge far surpasses your own, likely after wrongly trying to impress others with your own mediocre tech knowledge.
This can be thought of as the non-physical, tech analogy to being "bitch slapped". Though not necessary, greater effect can be realized, by starting the Tech Slap with the word, "Actually". The more in-depth, technical knowledge given, the harder the Slap.
Slappee: "Did you know that the latest satellites can read a license plate on a moving car?"
Slapper: "Actually, government satellites have been able to do that since 1984 with the NSA's May launch of Uberview. Today's satellites, with their multi-iris, 45 Megapixel, full spectrum CCD sensors could now be used to determine the sex and eye color of a second trimester fetus."
Observer to Slappee: "Dude, you just got Tech Slapped."
by PA Bucket November 22, 2011
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Jack-slapped

Slapped so hard you forgot everything you know, I.e., you don't know Jack..Jack-slapped
Person 1: Hey what are you doing?
Person A: Messing with the police.
Person 1: You're going to get Jack-slapped
by Nepuuuu January 1, 2020
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slapped

To be highly intoxicated from the effects of alcohol.
I was so fucking slapped last night, that Jack kicked my ass.
by Matthew Whitaker May 16, 2005
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mitch slapped

The act of being slapped across the face by a person named Mitch or to be humiliated in a similar manner.
To be avoided. Similar to bitch slapped.
You just got mitch slapped in that meeting!
by Arubatto June 27, 2008
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