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Chicago Slammer

The act of receiving oral sex while holding and pulling with necessary force the ears of your wife, girlfriend, or significant other.
My wife would not shut up during sex last night so to silence her I gave her a Chicago Slammer
by Lyncoln Park February 12, 2010
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Satanic Slammer

(n) Bacardi 151 + hot sauce (preferably habanero based) in a shot glass chased with a pitcher of Milwaukee's Best Light.
For his 21st birthday, the dude had the honor of a Satanic Slammer.
by Vyvyan Messerschmitt September 8, 2010
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chode slammer

When a male possesses a chode he (1) Slams his chode or (2) slams his chode with other males who possess a chode
by Trashing12thscj January 6, 2014
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slander

When someone writes a written lie about you or referring to you.

In print it's called libel, by worth of mouth, slander.

Usually done by envious idiots who have nothing better to do in their lives than spread lies to try to damage someone's reputation.
Sarah was envious Amy's boyfriend Dave gave her 100,000's of dollars and no guys ever did anything for her so she slandered her.

Sarah grew up in the projects and was put away for 7 years so she slandered someone else to deflect that.

Sarah was jealous her friend was always hit on a lot more than her so she slandered her.
by fjjee4 April 28, 2010
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Slader

Slader is the art of timing, knowing when it is right to leave and return into someone’s life. The goal isn’t to change ones behavior, but to instead shape it around your behavior patterns. In other words, you are trying to get someone to think about you when you aren’t around them. Think about it as an analogy. You are a farmer who is growing crops. You have to plant the seeds in the present to reap the rewards in the future. This may be a fairly large investment, but that also means the potential payoff is larger. As a farmer, you aren’t just going to sit and watch the plant grow. You have other crops to grow on your farm, therefore you must know when to check in on the progress of the plant and adjust to the conditions surrounding it. You need to know when to water and fertilize your plant, until eventually it is ready to harvest. The key to slader, is knowing and believing it is always slader season no matter the circumstance.
"Bro what'd you do last night? you disappeared."

"Bro, Matray and I ran a quick pick 2 and sladered some smooth brains at double."
by Salderman Jones III March 3, 2020
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Cock-Slammer

n. A Cock-Slammer is something that slams the living shit out of cocks.
My Cock-Slammer just fucking rocked that dude's cock!
Mike, that Cock-Slammer is HUGE! don't let that thing near me.
by Viperruels January 5, 2009
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Banana Slammer

A homosexual male who really enjoys recieving anal sex from another man.
The population of San Fransisco has a high abundance of "Banana Slammers".
by JJJCCC July 12, 2010
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