family sabotage

When you're single, your parents and married siblings, often with children, are demanding of your time. They expect you to attend their functions or aid them with little or no notice, and with little or no appreciation. Since you don't have a spouse or children, they incorrectly assume that you're not as busy as them. Work, social events, dating, and friendships suffer because of it. This prevents you from getting even because it impedes your search for a mate with whom you can procreate. It's difficult to ever get retribution, especially as a youngest child. This is common with ethnicities with strong family bonds who use guilt to maintain closeness, such as, italians, mexicans, armenians, indians, persians, and jews.

Heather: Hey Jenny, are you going to the match.com event tonight?
Jenny: I can't, family sabotage, I have to help my niece with her homework tonight.

James: Dude, are you going to Stephanie's birthday party tonight?
Henry: Ugh, no, family sabotage, I have to babysit my nephew.

by Thunder Stone October 27, 2013

seabossin

Seabossin is the act of lying. Basically another word for lying to somebody or make a dumb excuse.

Guy #1: Dude I just died because my TV's battery came out
Guy #2: Dude stop seabossin

by 6.9.6.9.6.9 December 7, 2019

Self-Sabotaging

One who keeps screwing things up for themselves. Usually not on purpose.

God why did I blurt that out to him? I need to stop self-sabotaging my life.

by YES123456789 April 20, 2011

sabonus

Derived from its root of former NBA player Arvydas Sabonis, Sabonus means any kind of money you recive that is unexpected. Sabonis was know for standing in the key dishing out Sabonus passes. Sabonus money can be money recieved for your birthday or at a casino or any other kind of money not worked for.

"Dont loose all your money at the casino. Its ok, im playing with Sabonus money."

"Work gave be a big Sabonus cheque for vacation pay."

by kingadamo January 14, 2008

self sabotage

when you hurt yourself on purpose. it out of guilt or trauma or the past

self sabotage. it would be to inappropriate to use it as an example. stay strong out there!!

by pRrOeUtGtIRy February 15, 2022

seabones

Seabones is a phrase to use if someone is ignoring you.

Person 1: Hello
Person 1: You there?
Person 1: Seabones?

Person 2: Sorry I was watchin TV.

by Sampywampy November 3, 2012

salboo

Somebody who is so unbelievably retarded that they cannot function at all. They generally do retarded and stupid things without any thought at all.It is like the impolite of saying "Piece of s**t f**ktard"

See Jerry over there, he raped his cousin then had a hallucination about being super man and jumped off his roof. What a salboo.

See that salboo? He broke into my car then shitted on the seat!

by GeorgeIII-Kingofall May 15, 2017