slabon

Opposite of a hard on; a slab of flacid cock.

Also used to describe someone with mongoloid-like features, and being an absolute melt in general.

Friend: Look at that kid monging out, why is he dribbling?
Me: Because he's a fucking slabon

by BiG_Ev January 23, 2017

Slabernash

the physical act of hitting a woman in the face using your penis to display your dominance and instill shame.

"After sucking Jim's penis, Pam was then slabernashed."

(also can be used to describe a bad loss)

"Michigan just got slabernashed by Oregon."

by Travis Collins November 28, 2007

slaten

A very hot guy who will sweep you off your feet with his singing and guitar playing

man look at that slaten

by FireMaiden December 20, 2010

slazenger trackies

The make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired McDonald's card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for pussy's and low life's

'Oi lads about to boss maccers with my slazenger trackies and the lads

by Alan Johnson June 17, 2015

Sabena

a brunette with pretty eyes and an amazing smile. she is an amazing friend who is always there for you when you need her. she is loyal to all her friends and boyfriends and she tries to the best of her ability to make you smile.

aw my best friend is such a sabena.

i love my best friend sabena

by sabsbestfriend February 21, 2013

slazenger’s

slazenger’s are a type of clothing, known as noncey and normally get made fun of-shildon(bishop auckland)(the scruffs) where them, normal people get embarrassed to be seen in slazenger itself, it’s a logo of a Leopard jumping which makes it very hard to tell if it’s puma or not, you could make it look like your wearing puma instead of slazenger to save the embarrassment

“oh shoot i’m wearing slazenger’s”

by big gypo December 9, 2019

Slayen

Slayen is the plural word for slay.

1 Person: Hey look at that girl over there's she's slaying

Group of people: Hey look at that group of people there slayen

by Emperor.doi October 20, 2016