Scuttlebug

A person who plays position very well but doesnt reveal anything but what they want to reveal out of their spot

The scuttlebug does an excellent job of making examples but can never seem to accomplish it's own love

by funkyfunkyfresh November 4, 2022

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Skittlebitch

Noun: A person who does something galactically stupid at the airport, i.e., drops an open bag of Skittles on the security belt.

I almost missed my plane because I was behind a Skittlebitch who misplaced her boarding pass and wore lace up boots.

by Red Sue January 16, 2009

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Scuttlebutt

The act of continuously farting while walking. Popping off multiple farts while walking. As you take each step you cut another fart.

Mike: Eweee!, what't that smell?!

Russ: Oh that's just me scuttlebuttin' across the house.

Mike: Oh, cool. I thought that was a black cat firecracker going off.

Russ: Nope, just me getting my thorough scuttlebtt on.

by RussRidd November 9, 2012

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scuttlebutt

the immense amount of sweat in sweltering heat seen on ones ass.

In the 90 degree summer, Mitch's scuttlebutt is quite apparent.

by Tom Goldhammer August 25, 2007

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Scuttlebutt

A deviant sexual act occurring while one partner provides oral stimulation to the buttocks of the other. The one recieving the stimulation, also known as the "scuttle", defecates into the mouth of his partner, known as the "scuttled".

The "Scuttled" has the option to consume or disgard the byproduct.

It is HIGHLY offensive to execute a Scuttlebutt without forewarning.

Melissa - "You wouldn't believe it! He tried to scuttlebutt me!!!"

Sandy - "Thats what you get for eating ass"

by Fenderick Pottersquash January 23, 2010

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