surging sanders

"When you come out of nowhere" much like the political run of senator Bernie Sanders. From Trevor Noah of the Daily Show

Did you hear Lucy gave Jake a surging sanders? bet that sucked. Fast way to end a date.

by John Doughboy October 9, 2016

surging sanders

when you cum out of no where

Man Bernie gave me a surging sanders when he got elected President

by Herb Andick Shunary October 6, 2016

Surging Sanders

(v.) When you cum out of nowhere

"Did you just do a Surging Sanders?"
"I swear this never happens."

In the democratic race we have seen a surging Sanders and it has Hillary worried.

by BabesEggs September 25, 2016

surging sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

Everything was going great with Hillary until my surging sanders ruined her night.

by dbcitizen September 3, 2016

skurkin the durkin

Skurkin' the durkin. To skurk the durk. To jack off/wank/spank the monkey/ choke Charlie till he throws up/charm the cobra/massage the purple headed warrior/ect

Man. Last night at Ethan's, I totally walked in on his little brother Alex skurkin his durkin! It even made me start skurkin the durkin, all of a sudden, all of us were skurkin our durkins! It was such a great night.

by Leiviguy May 28, 2016

surging sanders

n. a surprising, unexpected ejaculation or orgasm, one that "came out of nowhere"

(Coined by Trevor Noah from the 1/12/16 Daily Show episode "The Legend of Bernie Sanders" in reference to Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders and his campaign's extraordinary—and to some, unexpected— successes.)

The night we and Bernie finally won the presidency (along with a majority in the House of Representatives stacked with Justice Democrats, Independents, even a couple Green and Libertarian allies, and super-majority of the same in the Senate), I was so excited that I accidentally had a Surging Sanders while celebrating this massive, anti-establishment, once-in-a-generation political victory with a rapturous and frenetic love-making session with my sweetie.

by Elijah Badasswordsmith March 4, 2020

Spurgin

When a rats whole family is attached it and can’t leave the bunch it becomes a spurgin.

Ralphie the cat saw that Danny the rat didn’t lose his kids and they were all permanently stuck together like a spurgin.

by Gpit420 May 23, 2020