Scruton

Brilliant, intelligent, clever. Often used as a verb or noun or even an adjective.

"That was beyond brilliant, that was totally Scruton."

by Dilbert June 21, 2004

Epic Scruts

When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.

When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.

by Ploppy Pete October 22, 2010

shrutebag

An uptight douchebag, akin to Dwight Shrute of The Office.

C'mon, don't be a shrutebag--let me see the pictures!

by Yngwie February 8, 2008

scruttocks

also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.

OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty

by arseflank November 8, 2004

shruted

irreversebly screw up something

I'm sorry, I shruted the sales call.
Ya you did.

by shikaka February 17, 2008

scruttocks

The area of flesh between the scrotum and the buttocks.

I don't know what that bird was carrying, but it's giving me terrible scruttock problems.

by Surgeon_General September 4, 2003

Shrut

he is the most nicest guy he will always be there for you even if you hurt him he will be there for you, he loves to play video games and loves his friends so do teell him your secrets he will keep them very safe.

hey thanks for helping me in my project you have been a shrut type of a friend

by the girl who is good at math October 16, 2020