Skringer

very hasu danish war3 gamer. abuser 2tm!

Pulling a Skringer would be the same as performing a very bad try at abusing.

by midnight June 2, 2003

Boner sprint

The act of sprinting out of a house with a still erect tallywhacker (penis) after ejaculating on a woman's tits mid-coitus

After I jizzed on that hot chick from the indian casino, I had to boner sprint out of there cuz she was pissed

by Garythecougar January 21, 2011

skint

adj: lacking funds, broke; (a british slang term)

That guy sleeping on the park bench is probably pretty skint.

by moodslag October 22, 2002

Sprint

Bitch ass phone carrier that can't do shit right! You can't walk down the street and take a fucking call, you lose service all the goddamn time and high speed internet ?? MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE! Call customer service and I guarantee you will get told, "Oh don't worry, we have tip-top coverage in your area, DON'T LEAVE US! We're working on it for youuu.." . BULLSHIT. They are full of shit, Bad service, bitch ass customer service and crooks with shit-filled assholes who advertise a phone company that doesn't even live up to its shitty ass expectations. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, shit it's worth the fucking money if you want to actually have a phone! The only thing Sprint has given me is my official MODO OF 2017.. "FUCK SPRINT!" Let me say it louder.. "FUCK SPRINT !!!!"

(Verizon)

Hey Sprint! Call me baby!
-Delivered

( Sprint )

I can't, I'm Sprint!
-Not delivered

( Verizon )

Helloooo...? Damn ur fake! FUCKIN DICK!!
-Delivered

by exploding air plane 6969 July 12, 2017

skint

adj. to be skint,
. out of money/poor.

"Lend us a cig, I'm skint."

by Sammy Jones January 12, 2006

Skintubation

"An action in which one inserts their penis into the oral airway, like a laryngoscope, and places the head 3-4cm above the carina"

Check out thot. With those lips she begging for a skintubation.

by Mursenary12 June 9, 2017

skintacious

Skintacious is the perfect body shape for your girl. Not too skinny or not too fat. It’s the perfect, happy medium. Just skintacious and cuddly with a little squish.

Man my girl is just skintacious and beautiful. Just the perfect amount of squish for your cuddles.

by thatloverboy69 May 20, 2020