SAOAFR

Situational Awareness Of A Fucking Rock

Jeff asked what the boss's name was and he had a fucking name tag on. Jeff is so SAOAFR.

by socalairsoft January 4, 2008

Skaffer

A weasel that steals money from mates mothers.

That skaffer kid is a right twat

by trosoman July 10, 2012

skafuzzi

An italian money hungry strumpet

look at that skafuzzi over there, she looks like a good lay

by Yerks June 13, 2007

Sparky's skoal slide

When sparky hides his monstrous wad of chew in his drunk girlfriends stinky fanooter

Whoa! Did you hear about that Sparky's skoal slide? He dumped off that whole lipper of chaw in that snatch.

by Tee unit November 20, 2010

skoaltan

a combination of the words skoal and sultan used to describe one who owns large amounts of skoal products

That skoaltan packs a tin of of vanilla everyday

by Nerissa's Bro January 25, 2010

skonf

1. (n) A video and/or VOIP conference using the Skype protocol/network
2. (v) To establish or engage in a video or VOIP conference using the Skype protocol/network

Ex. 1 - Join the skonf, man! Everyone's doing it!!
Ex. 2 - No thanks, I don't really want to skonf right now.

by skrateup November 5, 2010

skafanker

A combination of skank, fucker, and wanker: a person or people who seamlessly encapsulates all three qualities.

Mary, stop being such a skafanker!

by mmyes? December 5, 2010