splurfff

A mighty warrior who has slumbered awaiting its return to the mortal realm

Beware splurfff for it will come back soon

by Dunkor III November 8, 2023

skurfercer

A nappy headed mexican with feet like sand paper!

Tanya where is your skurfercer...

by Daddy March 22, 2004

Skurfer

Someone who skateboards and surfs

Well I love skating and I love surfing so I can classify myself one over another; Call me a Skurfer

by Equisson June 20, 2009

Slurf

The often unwanted, always repulsive waste that flows forth from a female during that "special time" of the month.

1. So, I went to finger this chick, and when I took my fingers out, they had slurf all over them.
2. Aw gross!! Is this slurf on my dick?!
3. I didn't realize it until it was too late, so I ended up pulling a slurf n' turf.

by Cooper July 30, 2003

Skurfing

Skurfing is when you take a skim board and ride it behind a boat like a wake board. It take more skill than wake barding because your not strapped on to the board so its much harder to jump buoy's and such. It gets the name skurfing because you are Skim surfing.

Hey man want to go wake boarding today? No way man wake boarding is for pussys, lets go Skurfing

by Skaaaland 2 August 6, 2008

splurf

Splurf: n., originally the sound associated with removing the smelly remains of a smurf that you stepped on from the bottom of your shoe; it is commonly connected with an unpleasant and tedious task.

“I don’t do that splurf!,” “Not that splurf again!”

by bobknob October 2, 2006

skurf

Skurf is a combination of the words SKI and SURF. It is the act of riding a skateboard (or similar mode of trasportation) while being pulled or pushed by another transportation mechanism.

I skurfed behind my friends bike on my skateboard.

by Neckzombie December 23, 2004