skiiers dick

Caused by a night on the up-hill slopes.

Ricky: "I took that bitch Jackie home last night but couldn't even get hard"
Lou: "Couldn't get hard for Jackie? Why yo? She's fine!"
Ricky: "I had skiiers dick. I could have had the Olson twins shoving eggplant into each other and I would have stayed soft"
Lou: "Dayam, how many rails didjo blast anyway?"

by Rick Slender November 15, 2006

skier

commonly mispelled as skieer, skiir, skiieer, or idiot, a skier is someone who has no fear. A true skier (there are many imposters) can "ride" a whole mountain. THey are able to pull insane tricks, like double-backflip-900-helicopter-indy grab to switch-triple-frontflip-360- nose grab. They can also ski in light snow called "powder" while defying the laws of gravity by not sinking in. A true skier is a great athlete, and can generally do loops around a snowboarder in any part of a mountain.

a. True Skier - Bode Miller, Glen Plake (see Mohawk)
b. Wannabe/Poser/Lame Skier - One who "pizzas" and generally either gets in your way, slows you down, or runs into you.
WARNING - avoid type b at all costs and if possible, run into them

by Zack726 December 28, 2005

skier

There are three types of skier.

1. Racer : synonym for Homosexual

2. Freestyler : synonym for fucking dope. They cant do many tricks on rails so they add spins and stuff to them. looks sick!

3. Regular : person who just skiis around on hills. thats pretty much it

1. Racer pride! :D
2. I ride, but i love riding with freeskiers!

3. Hey, look over there at that guy skiing down the hill.

by uhhduh! December 28, 2011

Skier's right

Right of a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a skier going down the slope.

Ted: Stay to skier's right at the bottom of this run, there's a nappy patch of weeds down there!
Bill: Bogus!

by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006

Slier

The verb for sly.

"He gave them another grin, but this one seemed slier than his other ones had been"

by MehfuckifIknowIdontreallyknow September 20, 2018

Screaming skier

Someone that is wanking two people off while being face fucked and anally blasted while standing in a bent over position

Had a mad weekend met up with these four guys, ended up being a screaming skier

by Madbatsey95 February 22, 2023

Salieri

A Salieri is a friend, co-worker, lover or relative that is threatened by you. They often attempt to diminish you although they pretend to be your friend or advisor.

Dean's boss is a Salieri. He keeps micro-managing Dean even though everyone knows that without Dean, he would be totally lost. back stabber. traitor. judas. green eyed monster

by SimpleSpyman May 2, 2017