John: Did you see Mike at that party last night? Not only was he toasted, but he was fucking schwasted.
Ronnie: Yeah, he was straight up slazed.
Ronnie: Yeah, he was straight up slazed.
by soulstice November 8, 2010
Get the Slazed mug.Verb - to try to pick up a girl but by being a total dirt ball in the process; a much more negative connotation than skeem; usually best used when followed with an "up"; when you say he's skeazing up on her it is also somewhat implying he is sneaking up on her; will go as far as to use some sort of date rape drug to get the girl alone with him
Look at that chaatch bag skeazing up all over that girl.
He's trying to skeaze up on that bitch.
How many girls have you skeazed on tonight?
He's trying to skeaze up on that bitch.
How many girls have you skeazed on tonight?
by Jaiye April 17, 2006
Get the skeaze mug.An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.
Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!
by TheGolfPro May 7, 2015
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Contraction of "skank" and "skeaze."
a. use to warn of shadiness of character
b. endearing term when directed at a friend
a. use to warn of shadiness of character
b. endearing term when directed at a friend
"Oh Martha, you skaze..."
by ktwash December 28, 2005
Get the skaze mug.That girl is such a skeaze. Im skeazing for some pancakes. I hate you and your skeazing mom too. Sleepy, Dopey, DOc, Skeazey etc. etc.
by TheSK34Z3bag December 28, 2003
Get the skeaze mug.by Tekk the slayer November 25, 2007
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