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Diddle My Skittle

Jo-anne wanted to diddle her skittle, but was too afraid to do it in Church.
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
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skittle squad

gay. queer. “taste the rainbow” is the tagline of the multi coloured skittles candy brand. basically means non cis-het
by frog_pirate August 31, 2022
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skittly dee

A general term of affirmation upon hearing some bit of news for which no other word or phrase fits. To be used in place of fuckin' A, hell yeah or yeah boi. A versatile term, it may also be used when expletives are not appropriate.

May also be used alone, randomly, as a general expression of glee.
"Skittly dee, Carla just got her period!"

Scott: "I just found out my dad is gay."
Sally: "Well.......... skittly dee?"

"Skittly EFFING dee, who do I have to blow to get a good latte around here?"
by Bryan Nixon June 4, 2008
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skittleydangles

person 1: skittleydangles!

person2: you're a fucking retard
by brandon torres August 22, 2008
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Skittle Bumping

Term also known as scissoring or Tribadism. It’s when two females grind genitals with one another in a cross legged position.
Jessica fancies her vulvae being stimulated by Beatrice’s, as they embrace in the act of skittle bumping.
by Mustachio 1 May 11, 2010
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throwing skittles

to vigorously jack off alone and blow your load everywhere leaving the sticky substance behind like skittles leave behind on your hand when they are warm.
Jack: Dude, last night Tina wouldn't let me give it to her hard so I was throwing skittles all night.
Thom: Oh, wow dude. You must've been pretty desperate.
by iamacompulsiveliar January 16, 2010
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atomic skittle

when you fart with your bare ass directly on a person's face.
typically and most easily performed when victim is unconscious.
the fart should saturate the nostrils enough to leave a sharp resinous tang for a few hours, or until victim is conscious.
Friend who wakes up in the morning says: "Yo, why does everything I eat taste like shit?" or "What the fuck? Who the fuck farted in here?" or simply "I feel dirty."

You: "That's cuz when you were out I farted right on your face bro."

Friend: "Seriously dude? We said no atomic skittles last nite."
by Fartologist SBD April 30, 2012
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