Deli-Buff Spinster

Any person who will eat food off of your cock.

Person 1: Aye did you go to the cocktail party last night?
Person 2: Hell yeah! Made amy my deli-buff spinster with the crudités!

by Peeleberry December 4, 2010

Skipster

A mix of a Hipster, and a Skater, and it helps if the person skips classes.

Sam:Hey Jake your such a skipster with your nikon d300 and your skate board.

Jake: No I'm not!!

by sam191991 December 27, 2010

skinternet

Agree also with Gregg (thumb up).
This British definition applies to BBC / ITV ceefax or teletext. Refer Skint = no dosh for subs and internet = supposedly free information network. No payment to use ceefax henceforth skinternet.

Thought for the day guys and girls - what if the guy who invented the internet (good ol' boy) patented it or whatever and charged us sorry arsed buggers for a crack at this newfangled wonderful invention every time we clicked on a link, say 0.001 penny a time. Well he would be so fucking rich that even Bill Gates would look poor by comparison and the rest of the prolateriat would be ultimately forced to use the skinternet.

by swineyvee October 19, 2006

the spinster aunt

The aunt who never got married but is pretty cool, does her own thing, and just dates around.

Yeah..that's my Aunt Sarah, that's her boyfriend of the week, she's the spinster aunt.

by Grace Blase October 3, 2017

Skintern

Female intern who quickly decides to don provocative clothing to alter the competitive balance of the intern pool. Also know as the next Mrs. fill-in-your-boss' name.

The skintern didn't realize how intimate she would be getting with President Clinton's cigar.

by The Commadore September 29, 2008

spinster

Spinster is an attractive lady who can spin dreams of her own, have the freedom to make them true, and when this happens men often spin around her for marriage proposals. Now it depends entirely on her to accept or reject proposals. Married ladies often envy spinsters.

I am a spinster, I can spin as I like; not a married lady who has marred her life!

by koolcharm October 18, 2015

SSRI spinster

A woman who has knowingly lost interest in sex due to the use of SSRI anti-depressants.

Oftentimes, these women are fully aware of the fact that the SSRI's have eliminated, or sharply reduced their libido, but they don't care, some women even see a reduction of sexual urges as being beneficial.

CHICK ---- Every since I started taking Lexapro I don't feel so miserable and I'm better at my job now, but I could care less about sex.

DUDE (Chick's soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend) --- You feel BETTER now that your not having sex with me? That's just great..

CHICK ---- It's not that I dislike sex with you, I just don't care, why bother?

DUDE --- Why bother? No sex will end our relationship!

CHICK ---- I'm in a better place with the Lexapro, I don't need your negative energy

DUDE --- You're an SSRI spinster...I can't be with you anymore

by 415man94102 May 29, 2012