by Jaydon mossgogg October 27, 2025
Get the skidmark moore mug.A contemptible and low-life individual;
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
a person who's a waste of oxygen and flesh; the ultimate scumbag of existence!
Pete's wife aptly labeled him as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their 20th wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.
by weave January 28, 2007
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The Trailerpark Skidmark is a visible mark worn(usually about the neck)by a male or a female to ward off unwanted suitors of the opposite sex (much like the wearing of a ring in more popular cultures). The Trailerpark Skidmark is not your usual hickey by any means. This mark is worn and displayed proudly by the wearer, bragged upon by the issuer, and admired by others in their culture. True love in this cultere is observed when both parties in the relationship are wearing the coveted TrailerPark Skidmark.
You will find this culture displayed mainly in the great white ghettos of america(trailerparks, hence the name).
Approach those wearing the Trailerpark Skidmark with caution. The wearer usually:
1. Is drunk
2. On meth
3. Just got fired from their midnight shift at the local Huddle House
4. Stressed out because their period is late and not sure who the father could be
5. Upset because their Mustang GT or Iroc Z-28 just broke down...again
6. Is "good and fired up" because their baby sister just got knocked up by a black guy
7. Just got into a fist fight with their dad
8. Is the model for White Trash in American Society
9. Is a highschool drop out
10. And finally...JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
You will find this culture displayed mainly in the great white ghettos of america(trailerparks, hence the name).
Approach those wearing the Trailerpark Skidmark with caution. The wearer usually:
1. Is drunk
2. On meth
3. Just got fired from their midnight shift at the local Huddle House
4. Stressed out because their period is late and not sure who the father could be
5. Upset because their Mustang GT or Iroc Z-28 just broke down...again
6. Is "good and fired up" because their baby sister just got knocked up by a black guy
7. Just got into a fist fight with their dad
8. Is the model for White Trash in American Society
9. Is a highschool drop out
10. And finally...JUST DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK
1. "Damn Jimbo...look at the shitter on that critter! I wonder if she's got a man?"
"You know she does JD, check out that Trailerpark Skidmark."
"You know she does JD, check out that Trailerpark Skidmark."
by The Original Mr. Collins March 6, 2008
Get the Trailerpark Skidmark mug.1. The impact of carbon dioxide emissions, from an individual or a group, on air pollution and global warming.
2. A more accurate reflection of the impact of a carbon footprint. While a footprint leaves an impression, a skidmark leaves an indelible stain that is extremely undesirable and unpleasant.
2. A more accurate reflection of the impact of a carbon footprint. While a footprint leaves an impression, a skidmark leaves an indelible stain that is extremely undesirable and unpleasant.
Example #1: Jon got a brand new Escalade but that thing leaves a huge carbon skidmark.
Example #2: Some hippies were trying to convince me to give them money to offset my carbon skidmark so I told them to fuck off.
Example #2: Some hippies were trying to convince me to give them money to offset my carbon skidmark so I told them to fuck off.
by flying wagman August 2, 2009
Get the carbon skidmark mug.A method of revenge on an enemy in which the perpetrator removes the victim's pillowcase, turns it inside out, and proceeds to clean out his skid marks and dingleberries on said persons pillowcase. the pillowcase is then turned right side out, the pillow is carfully placed inside the pillowcase, and the skid goes "brown down" on the bed.
Chad came to Team Hancock's party wearing a No Fear T-Shirt, so Whit had no choice but to wipe-out a sleepy skidmark.
by Team Hancock December 26, 2005
Get the sleepy skidmark mug.An act where the male performs anal sex on their partner and gets shit on, then drags their shit stained balls across their partner's face.
by Richard Hangslow August 31, 2018
Get the Mexican Skidmark mug.One who suffers from server anal seepage that skips or bounces while walking, usually waving one finger back and forth.
Its always important to stay upwind of a Skipper skidmarker due to the horrendous smell of drippy anal fluid running down their cracks.
by Lab 56 February 28, 2013
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