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Oh! Skeletons! 

The Magazine for people who are being chased by Skeletons!
If you are really being chased by skeletons, read Oh! Skeletons!
Oh! Skeletons! by Carlos January 13, 2004

Crushed Baby Skeletons 

1. A finger-food made from pulverized saltines and kosher salt that is similar to a matzo ball.

2. Bar terminology for powdered sugar.
a. Tim summarily ended his conversation with the democratically elected leader of the Maldives in order to chase down a waiter carrying a plate of crushed baby skeletons.

b. The bar patron casually leaned over and asked to have a fistful of crushed baby skeletons for his vermouth.

Skeletoes 

When one's toes resemble that of a skeleton in both length and girth, they are said to have "skeletoes."
Patrick: Will you look at those things? It's like she has hands for feet.
Liz: Oh, leave skeletoes alone.
Skeletoes by Red Radio Wagon September 18, 2009

Skeletonisim 

The act of being transformed/transforming others into a skeleton via magic or necromancy.
Reject humanity
Embrace Skeletonisim

skeletoriously ugly

Adverb to describe a bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way.
Mike: Fuck dude! That girl is skeletoriously ugly! I would not touch that with a 10 foot pole!
Doug: Neither would I! John would though...
John: Fuck you guys.
skeletoriously ugly by MC1986 September 7, 2017

Acrylic Skeletons

The alter ego of JaidenAnimation's Bird, Ari, taking the form of a teenage lesbian who draws people who are TOTALLY not furries and is a legit meme in of herself. Also her friend "SharkGames" is so much better.
Jim: Did you see the new Acrylic Skeletons video?
Mike: No. I am refusing to watch her until she drops "My Loving Animals Part 2"