Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet 

An extension of the word yeet, used for more emphasis on showing excitement torwards something, another way to say “yes” or “oh boy”. Basically, the phrase can mean many things. Not to be confused with the term yeet yeet potato skeet or yeet yeet dog treat or DEFINITELY not yeet yeet I beat my meat for those being completely different terms.

Billy: Yo bro ready to go to the park no homo?

Bobby: Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet!

Yeet Yeet De Didly Skeet by YeetMaster666 July 9, 2018

Red Skeet Syndrome 

The state of ejaculating a mixture of blood and semen during masturbation, caused by aggressively beating the penis against a hard object.

I beat my meat so hard I got red skeet syndrome.

Red Skeet Syndrome by Cornholio47 April 15, 2008

Thunder Skeet 

When you cum on someone’s face in below freezing temperatures and cum freezes mid stream.

Boy it’s cold outside...I’m horny, would you be interested in a thunder skeet?

Thunder Skeet by TruckBoat February 12, 2018

Yeet skeet 

Something that cowboys definitely said, dont question it.

Cowboy1: "LETS RIDE"
Cowboy2:"YEET SKEET"

Yeet skeet by Definitely a cowboy October 10, 2019

Meet and Skeet 

An informal gathering of friends

Tony: Hey, do you have any plans for tonight?
Graham: Yeah, we're having a little meet and skeet at my place - you should come.
Tony: Great! I'll bring the sunchips!

Meet and Skeet by heinzel September 15, 2010

skeet rag

Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.

My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.

skeet rag by Devveyovich August 9, 2009

shotgun skeet 

noun • an action occuring through an eccentric orgasm in which the eruption of the ejaculate was so powerful that it killed the individual into whom it was shot, mimicking a shotgun spray

Jack: Yo, I let out a shotgun skeet and killed my girlfriend Emilia last night while we were bangin’. It’s not like it mattered she was just a woman.

Jason: Oh shit, that’s not good. How’d you hide the body?

Jack: I just tossed it out my window lol. Who gives a fuck?

Jason: Yea true.

shotgun skeet by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018