SkeetBall

SKEETBALL

Overview: Can be played from missionary or modified missionary position; you pull out and blow ur load towards the face...

Scoring is as follows where your load(s) land:

Anywhere on the face: 20
Mouth closed: 30
Mouth open: 40
Nostrils(s): 50
Either eye: 100

Friends in a group can then save their scores over time, either with consensual photo evidence, or on the honor system.

So i was just banging my girl, missionary, pulled out and sent the first shot of a solid 6 roper out towards the belly... No Bullshit the first shot went long, hit her right in the cheek... she says "OMG that almost went in my mouth"... I was proud, we both laughed, and I thought to myself, "damn, that would have been like a GD hole in one" and after a few minutes of further reflection, I thought of a new game... SkeetBall

by Huff Daddy 4706 June 24, 2018

Mexican Skee Ball

When constipated, and shitting in small chunks, one tries to aim his shit-crumbs to roll/fall into the hole at the bottom of the bowl, out of which water is sprayed when the toilet is flushed.

After attempting the all-you-can-eat pizza challenge, I spent the next morning on the John playing Mexican Skee Ball.

by Crashspladash October 27, 2010

skeezball

a grody ass person, if used with female a chicked head skeezball

a crack whore

Don't fuck with that chicken head skeezball nigga

by Wood Dogg October 3, 2004

skewball

When someone's existence is usually pointless and the butt of jokes, however remaining serious in their approach to whatever it is they're doing.

Ralph Nadder is a skewball.

by Agent Chaz 008 May 12, 2010

SKETBALL

A game of quailing, involving t-rex's small arms and choosing Cock over Ball. Enjoyed specifically by ladies who play netball and are good at tap dancing.

An alternative to the popular game of Netball.

Whos up for a game of Sketball?

Good Quail! Fantastic sketball skills!

by eskimo sister May 6, 2011

skeball

When your banging missonay style and right be for the guy cums he pulls out and uses her body like a skeeball board. Points for getting it in eyes mouth. Nips

I was banging my girl last night and skeball hit her eye twice new high score

by Babbyface bkob June 26, 2016

Skeezball

A rapper... no wait an artist... nah a high school dropout. He loves smoking weed and self indulgence. He's a Skeezball. He's got IT.

"You heard that new Skeezball track?"

"Nahhh, I hate listening to good music"

by Skeezyballz December 8, 2020