Sledging

Beating somebody you hate to a pulp with a sledgehammer.

"Man I really can't stand Paris Hilton...I just wanna sledge her to a pulp"

"Kanye West is a fag..."

"Yea he's definitely sledge-worthy..."

Sledging can be a very fun fantasy to imagine out in your mind about people you can't stand, and can be quite therapeutic. When somebody's really bothering you or you just can't stand somebody cause he's a big fag or she's a fuckin bitch, you can just close your eyes and imagine beatin the shit out of that person with a sledgehammer (in your mind of course, not in real life).

This is a safe way to release anger and come to terms with your disdain for other people.

by Sledgemaster Flex February 24, 2010

Skledging

Sledging with a skateboard, having removed the wheels.

John: hey dude, you coming sledging?

Bob: sorry dude, ain't got no sledge.

John: just take the wheels off your skateboard, innit. Skledging.

Bob: dude!

by Mr. Duffy December 4, 2010

sedging

When you are relaxing on your sofa (seated so low you are on the edge) not necessarily doing any useful.

What are you up to tonight?
- Nothing buddy, just sedging...

by Dutchin November 30, 2016

snedging

The act of sniffing ladies bicycle seats after having been ridden

Poised behind the hedge ted waited for Cathy too arrive. How he loved a good snedging on a Sunday.

by Neb trissel February 5, 2018

smedging

taking credit when none is warranted

I've noticed a lot of companies smedging during the corona virus. Taking credit for their own grand behavior when in fact they haven't done anything different than usual. Wikipedia saying "...our volunteers are working to bring you a trusted source of unbiased information. Throughout these challenging times, knowledge must and will remain open for all." I mean seriously, Shut The Fuck Up.

by geekmalone March 21, 2020

Sledging

The act of doing doggy style upside-down.

Connor: Hey man what did you and Emma get up to last night

Eric: Not much, just a while Lotta sledging

by Sexythickcock June 30, 2021

Skedingle

This word means to dramatically run by, looking backwards or stumble. Most horror movie chase scenes people skedingle.

My brother is such a drama queen when he was playing tag he would skedingle around the ENTIRE house

by PunkDePleb July 18, 2022